Come Out of the Kitchen by Alice Duer Miller

$129.00

Imagine if the Crawleys of Downton Abbey had to become the servants?

Get ready to fall down the rabbit hole of old houses, mistaken identities, wayward cats, and more wigs than should be legal in one kitchen.

Be prepared to collect the raw, hilarious, and unfiltered letters of Claudia Revelly (occasionally known as Jane-Ellen, even more occasionally known as competent) as she—and her entirely-too-complicated siblings—stage the greatest social vanishing act Richmond ever saw.

This isn't your tidy country house tale. Someone is always being chased through brambles, a dinner is one snarky comment away from disaster, and there is at least one moment where a maid nearly slams an ice-box lid on a rich lady's nose. All told in real-time, with the typos, asides, and “What the hell just happened?” flavor of someone sleep-deprived and honest.

  • Inside you’ll find romantic sabotage, epic sibling teamwork, cat drama, and a love story that is more burnt-toast-and-dishwater than starry-eyed ballroom.

  • You’ll find the truth about the Diane Duruy hat debacle, the real value of a two-dollar tip (hint: ask Willoughby the cat), and the exact sound a grown man makes when he finally figures out the “lame” servant is actually your brother in a wig.

  • You’ll laugh through the moments where Claudia almost loses it—and maybe yourself, if you've ever worked a service job and smiled while plotting someone's doom—then cry into your cold tea when the proposal comes not with flowers, but with hands wet from the kitchen sink.

Like a mashup of Downton Abbey and a sleepover confession, this is not the version of Edwardian Virginia you’ll see in a museum. This is much, much closer to the truth—messy, funny, blunt, and heartbreakingly hopeful.

No lace gloves required. But bring a snack, and maybe a bandage for the next time you try to outrun your employer through the hedges.

For readers who want to feel everything—the shame, the longing, the hard-won hope of starting over.

A Year-Long Epistolary Novel Delivered to Your Door

A wonderful novel arriving one letter at a time—each page raw, urgent, unbearably honest?

  • 24 Handwritten Letters from Jane-Ellen Dangerfield

  • A Southern family’s impossible charade. Secrets, romance, ruin, redemption.

  • Collect recipes, pressed flowers, and wisdom cards in every envelope.

  • Become part of the story: touch, taste, wait, ache, hope.

It’s not just a subscription. It’s an immersive relationship—the kind you can hold in your hands, the kind that changes you.

For those who crave:

  • Intimacy and immediacy

  • Smart people in crisis

  • The ache of longing, the wildness of starting over

Imagine if the Crawleys of Downton Abbey had to become the servants?

Get ready to fall down the rabbit hole of old houses, mistaken identities, wayward cats, and more wigs than should be legal in one kitchen.

Be prepared to collect the raw, hilarious, and unfiltered letters of Claudia Revelly (occasionally known as Jane-Ellen, even more occasionally known as competent) as she—and her entirely-too-complicated siblings—stage the greatest social vanishing act Richmond ever saw.

This isn't your tidy country house tale. Someone is always being chased through brambles, a dinner is one snarky comment away from disaster, and there is at least one moment where a maid nearly slams an ice-box lid on a rich lady's nose. All told in real-time, with the typos, asides, and “What the hell just happened?” flavor of someone sleep-deprived and honest.

  • Inside you’ll find romantic sabotage, epic sibling teamwork, cat drama, and a love story that is more burnt-toast-and-dishwater than starry-eyed ballroom.

  • You’ll find the truth about the Diane Duruy hat debacle, the real value of a two-dollar tip (hint: ask Willoughby the cat), and the exact sound a grown man makes when he finally figures out the “lame” servant is actually your brother in a wig.

  • You’ll laugh through the moments where Claudia almost loses it—and maybe yourself, if you've ever worked a service job and smiled while plotting someone's doom—then cry into your cold tea when the proposal comes not with flowers, but with hands wet from the kitchen sink.

Like a mashup of Downton Abbey and a sleepover confession, this is not the version of Edwardian Virginia you’ll see in a museum. This is much, much closer to the truth—messy, funny, blunt, and heartbreakingly hopeful.

No lace gloves required. But bring a snack, and maybe a bandage for the next time you try to outrun your employer through the hedges.

For readers who want to feel everything—the shame, the longing, the hard-won hope of starting over.

A Year-Long Epistolary Novel Delivered to Your Door

A wonderful novel arriving one letter at a time—each page raw, urgent, unbearably honest?

  • 24 Handwritten Letters from Jane-Ellen Dangerfield

  • A Southern family’s impossible charade. Secrets, romance, ruin, redemption.

  • Collect recipes, pressed flowers, and wisdom cards in every envelope.

  • Become part of the story: touch, taste, wait, ache, hope.

It’s not just a subscription. It’s an immersive relationship—the kind you can hold in your hands, the kind that changes you.

For those who crave:

  • Intimacy and immediacy

  • Smart people in crisis

  • The ache of longing, the wildness of starting over

Lady Susan by Jane Austen

COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN
A Year-Long Letter Series

The novel "Come Out of the Kitchen!" was written by Alice Duer Miller and first published in 1916. It’s a delightful romantic comedy that plays with themes of class, gender, and mistaken identity. Alice Duer Miller, by the way, was also a prominent women's rights activist, and you can see that lens of social observation woven right into the story.

Here's the lowdown on the plot:

  • The Setup: A wealthy, successful young businessman from the North named Burton Crane is looking to rent an old, slightly dilapidated, but very grand Southern mansion for the summer. He wants a quiet place to settle down.

  • The Condition: The owner, who is facing financial ruin, has one odd condition for the lease: Mr. Crane must hire the four domestic servants who are already living there—a butler, a housemaid, a "useful boy," and the cook.

  • The Twist: The "servants" are actually the four children of the aristocratic Southern family who secretly need the money from the rent and have agreed to this deception to keep their ancestral home. The beautiful and charming cook, Jane-Ellen, is the main daughter of the family, she writes her story to her friend Margaret in New York City.

  • The Drama: Crane hires them, though he's a little puzzled by their surprisingly refined manners and accents. The story gets its fun from the resulting high-jinks and social awkwardness as the high-born siblings try to act like the help. It’s a hilarious collision of their "upstairs" culture and their forced "downstairs" jobs.

  • The Romance: Naturally, Mr. Crane is completely smitten with Jane-Ellen, the beautiful cook. Their relationship is full of wonderful tension because he sees her as a fascinating servant, and she is constantly struggling to maintain her disguise and keep from betraying her true identity (and class) while falling in love with her own tenant.

It’s one of those classic stories about lies, love, and what happens when social barriers get deliciously blurred. The title itself is an instruction and an invitation—for the heroine to come out of the kitchen and reclaim her true place.

It was a huge success when it was released, got turned into a play, and was adapted for film a couple of times!